THE FASTER LANE / TYLER BRÛLÉ
Crushing the lag
People who’ve worked with me over the years can confirm that I don’t suffer from jetlag. No matter how many time zones I cross or how often I zip back and forth between the Korean Peninsula and the shores of Lake Zürich, I can confidently say that I’m generally perky, always “in the room”, quick with my responses and never, ever, let travel become an excuse for shortcomings in my professional conduct. The same people might also tell you that I’m very good at the taxi nap (head back and tilting to one side, mouth open and a dribble of drool on the seat belt), the office nap (shoes off, blanket on, horizontal on the sofa and alarm set for 25 minutes of serious slumber) and the very tricky to manage “I’m just going to take this call while at dinner” nap (pretend you’ve missed a call, excuse yourself, make for the bathroom, find a stall, set your alarm for seven minutes and collapse). My ability to sleep wherever, whenever is one of the key weapons in my arsenal against skipping meridians. I’d also add that sitting close to door one on Swiss 777s, eating once a day (most of the time – I promise) and ultra-light duvets also ensure that jetlag is never a complaint.
On Wednesday I flew to Tokyo (on an A340 rather than a 777) and made the very silly mistake of missing my post-pinot noir nod-off over Belarus. Why I decided to watch Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston in The Switch is quite beyond me and I shouldn’t have ploughed on with the empty thriller I was reading either. Before too long the sun was coming up over the Pacific and we were on approach to Narita. As Thursday was light on meetings, I made another error in taking a nap after I checked in. It seemed like a good idea at the time but I struggled to find my groove for an end-of-day meeting and was spacey for most of the evening.
Worried that I was going to be completely out of sync, I attempted to get to sleep at a normal hour (01.30-ish) and set my alarm for 08.00. With a bit of luck and the help of a few drinks at a sweet little bar in Hiroo, I fell asleep with the lights on and made it through to just after 07.00. Now what? Try to gain another hour? Or was it time to catch up on overnight emails? I was about to call for a coffee when I had another idea. Why not walk from Shinjuku to Shiodome for my first meeting? I looked out across Tokyo, spotted a tower near my destination and set a course across the city – no map, no phone guidance. Ok, I did check the walking time on Google to ensure a prompt arrival but after that it was just me, my trainers, a crisp morning and 8km to cover.
While I know Tokyo well, I often make this particular journey by cab on a raised motorway. Covering the distance by foot is a completely different exercise and one that gives you a fresh take on how a slight curve in a street can easily send you way off course (particularly when you lose sight of a key marker) and little diversions – to snap a handsome building or grab a card from a cosy-looking basement bar – can devour valuable minutes. At the same time, watching where people are coming from allows you to find well-used short cuts; taking risks on little lanes not made for cars can also be a time-saver. After an hour and 45 minutes I made it to the tower in Shiodome, had enough time for a coffee and made the ascent to my meeting. From the 25th floor I looked back to the Park Hyatt in Shinjuku and studied my route – trying to establish if I could have done it faster. Perhaps. More importantly, I found a new way to jolt my internal compass and ensured that there would be a taxi nap on my return journey.