THE FASTER LANE / TYLER BRÛLÉ
Five-point plan
We start this Sunday with a big thank you to all those Monocle Weekend Edition readers who spent a not insignificant amount of time considering how to keep our visitors to Zürich warm. The city has placed a ban on most types of outside heaters, while encouraging the hospitality community to keep diners and drinkers outdoors as much as possible. From all corners of the world we had suggestions, including customers bringing their own hot-water bottle, proprietors offering the first drink free and even hydrogen cells to power electric heaters. Seven days on, we have multiple projects in play – and most of them involve wool, wood and fire.
Yes, dear reader, if you were in any doubt, we’re moving backwards, not forwards. The cave is calling us and, surprisingly, many are only too happy to make their little nests and hope that it will all go away so long as their employer has deep cash reserves, their government has a plan for something it never planned for and the schools remain open. Of course – as France, Belgium, Germany and many more go into semi-hibernation – we already know that this approach isn’t working. From tomorrow, tens of millions face at least a month of abandoned streets, hollow city centres and home-delivery fatigue.
So what’s the plan? How does one soldier through it? A few observations and pointers.
1. Keep it sharp – head to toe. Earlier in the week I bumped into an acquaintance who had been working from home since March. While he said that everything was moving ahead in his mid-sized retail agency, he looked as though he hadn’t been in front of a mirror or seen himself on screen for considerably longer. Once you stop shaving, combing your hair and tending to other personal-care essentials, things can deteriorate swiftly. Rule one: make sure you’re showered, dressed and wearing proper footwear before your first call of the day.
2. Reinstate the diary. I’ve heard many people say that they’ve stopped making entertaining, holiday and even work plans because the times are too uncertain. Over dinner last week my friend Eli said that she’s reinstating the diary and planning short-, mid- and long-term. For mental-health reasons alone, this is a smart idea. Yes, you might have to invest in a big eraser to rub out dates and shift things around – but don’t we all need to look forward to sunnier days?
3. Support your local florist. In the absence of sunshine, it’s good to support your local florist – assuming they’re open. Keeping things fresh and fragrant indoors can only have a good effect.
4. Start a grand project. Buy a house, build a little hut (this might figure in our plan to keep our café customers warm), commission a new-build boat. These are good days for side projects – and why not invest in something that you can actually enjoy rather than just monitor as a graph on a screen.
5. Sing with friends. No, I’m not suggesting you sing in a choir. I’m thinking more living-room karaoke – well ventilated, plenty of space, a couple of good friends and a super sound set-up. I did this a few Sundays ago and it was one of the best nights I’ve had in the past eight months. In fact, the last time I enjoyed a similar session was at Monocle’s favourite bar in Shinjuku. Ahhh, Tokyo. I do miss you. A lot. Hopefully we’ll be back soon.