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There are stories in the British newspapers of shortages in everything from fresh vegetables to butchers (but before you think that’s good news for Miss Piggy, it’s not: they will be shot and disposed of, if no sharp-knived men and women are found). Still, over breakfast at Fischer’s restaurant this week, my art friend from Berlin told me about a Europewide shortage that really is a worry. Apparently, there’s a scarcity of contemporary artworks over the €1m mark. During lockdown, the rich, fretting about their cash shrivelling like a gentleman’s downstairs in icy water, seemingly piled into purchasing art as never before and good galleries suddenly found their walls butt naked. I had a lot of these insane conversations this week. Because it’s Frieze Week and the artists and gallerists (and shoppers) are back in London. And, while it might be maddening in some respects, it’s also a hoot. We’ll head over to the fair’s marquees in a minute. But first another maddening thing: Linkedin.
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Our managing editor, Tom, is the gatekeeper when we are hiring new staff. And we are hiring with ambition – foreign editor, fashion reporter, business editor, chauffeurs (I jest but I might ask). And, like lots of fools before us, we are trying to use Linkedin as one of the avenues to reach potential candidates. But wow, is it rubbish – or, as Tom eloquently put it, “poop”. The problem is that the platform is full of people who ignore all the details about the qualifications required for a position, or the fact that you need to send a covering letter, and just bounce you their CV. This week a man who works as a zookeeper (small animals section) applied for the role of foreign editor. Now, while he might have a network of contacts from all around the world, the fact that most of them are covered in scales or fur makes me wonder whether they would be of much use to us. And yes, it’s great that he speaks so many languages. But actually – and I really don’t mean this harshly – the fact that these include Raccoonese and Chipmunklish does cause me to pause on sending him a contract.
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I hadn’t really noticed any shortages in our local supermarkets or corner shops but decided to survey the people around me at work. Sophie, our fine editor of Konfekt magazine, said that a chicken was suitably as rare as hen’s teeth where she resides in London. (Although surely the editor of Konfekt should have some rare-breed, fancy-feathered delights living in her garden?). Tom, yes, “poop” Tom, added that he had struggled to get the olives he likes. Um. I have a feeling that the folks at Monocle should just about pull through this crisis.
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Back at Frieze I spoke to people about how the opening day was going. “Bonkers!” said an old acquaintance, before he ran off to retrieve another artwork for an impatient client. Another had just sold a work for £100,000 (€118,000) to a woman who had had her interior decorator on Facetime to ensure that her art was not only a good investment but would also match the colour scheme in her townhouse. I love observing this upper echelon of private collectors: surgeoned faces, immaculate hair, a swagger that comes from years of making entrances.
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Monocle 24, our radio outfit, celebrates its 10th anniversary this week and on Thursday we held The Monocle Media Summit in London to mark the moment. Clarissa Ward, chief international correspondent at CNN, spoke about her work: confronting the man accused of poisoning Alexei Navalny, working in Afghanistan among the Taliban, as well as navigating emotions (which, in the end, must be parked) and the essence of the job (to shine a light, to bear witness). There was something magnetic about her. You wanted to hear her words. I was mesmerised.
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Frieze shopping. I know you should be a bit more highbrow than this but it’s also good to play an imaginary version of that TV programme Supermarket Sweep, in which contestants grab what they can from the aisles at speed, and decide what you would put in your basket to have in your home if your family had plundered some wealth at some point. I would like any of the William Eggleston prints from 1974 on sale at Xavier Hufkens, please. And definitely one of Deborah Roberts’ extraordinary collage works that examine the images we hold of black girls. And, though we would need a crane more than a trolley, Keith Coventry’s “Big Junk 1” – a huge swoosh of blue and yellow across a white canvas, on sale at Pace – would be nice to own too (although, sadly, it’s not going to go up the stairs very easily).
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There were also some light moments at our media summit. Peter York (author, market diviner and social commentator) was talking about Condé Nast and its replacing of editors with “heads of content”. He was wonderfully dismissive. “We all know that ‘content’ is just another word for slurry,” he purred. And the other moment of amusement was when Clubhouse was mentioned: just weeks ago heralded as the future of social media and now an audience laughed at its very name. It was the sort of laugh you might let out on finding a photograph of yourself sporting a yellow ra-ra skirt and wondering what the hell you were thinking. The tittering made me feel very happy that radio has been our big digital play.
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But that’s enough for this week. I have an imminent appointment with a zookeeper (small animals department). Well, come on, it’s worth a try.