Opinion / Andrew Tuck
Smooch operator
There’s nothing like being given the opportunity to pontificate on our every physical interaction to tempt usually staid officials into saying something preposterous. It was a trend exemplified by Anthony Fauci, America’s chief medical advisor, when he averred, “I don’t think we should ever shake hands again.”
Now Thérèse Coffey, the UK’s work and pensions secretary, has entered the pantheon of daftness by declaring that, to slow the spread of the Omicron variant, “there shouldn’t be much snogging under the mistletoe”. For those new to this particular Christmas tradition, it involves asking someone – often a stranger – for a kiss while standing beneath a sprig of the white-berried hemiparasitic shrub.
There are two things to point out here (aside from the fact that you are unwise to kiss any stranger, unless an appearance in court appeals). First is Coffey’s use of the phrase “not much”: what does a moderate amount of snogging look like? And, second, while it may be tempting to believe that mistletoe’s ancient fertility credentials can have a dangerous effect on people’s behaviour, you imagine that it’s an excess of alcohol that should really be avoided if you are trying to avert seasonal flirtations (although, as an avowed supporter of the Campaign for Real Ale, Coffey may find her interests conflicted).
The truth is that we know little about Omicron at this stage and indeed many believe that it will prove to be a milder form of the virus. So while we wait for more evidence, it would be wise for politicians and headline-seeking experts to keep their lips firmly closed, whether beneath aphrodisiac shrubs or in front of TV cameras.