Opinion / Andrew Mueller
Coming up short
On 8 August 1827, UK prime minister George Canning died in office, struck down by tuberculosis at the age of 57. He had been in charge for 119 days, the shortest stint ever served at 10 Downing Street. That long-standing record has now been eclipsed, with time to spare, by Liz Truss (pictured), who can barely have had time to unpack before her resignation yesterday.
Truss had been the victor in a two-candidate run-off, from which the Conservative party’s membership was invited to select a successor to Boris Johnson. She was duly appointed by Queen Elizabeth II on 6 September. The monarch died two days later, occasioning a stretch of mournful formality during which little occurred – so in some ways Truss’s tenure was even shorter than it looked.
Truss’s premiership imploded on 23 September, when she permitted her new chancellor of the exchequer, Kwasi Kwarteng, to unleash a mini-budget. It tanked the markets, the pound and Truss’s meagre credibility. Sacking Kwarteng was the best, worst and only thing she could do but it was never going to be enough. In the annals of calamitous unforced errors by prime ministers, Truss’s attempt at fiscal reform stands comparison with Anthony Eden’s misadventure over Suez or David Cameron’s insouciant tempting of Brexit.
If her premiership is to be remembered as anything but a pub-quiz answer or perhaps an instructive “How not to” chapter in some future guide to prime ministering, it is as the inspiration for a splendid exhibition of old-school British tabloid ribaldry. On 14 October, red-top scandal sheet The Daily Star launched a live Youtube feed of a portrait of Truss alongside a lettuce, inviting speculation on which would last the longest.
As I write this, 14,250 people are watching the victorious vegetable, now wearing a crown, joined on its table by a bottle of fizz, soundtracked by a remix of Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration”. On recent form, the UK could do worse than offer it the top job.
Andrew Mueller is host of ‘The Foreign Desk’ on Monocle 24.