Luckily, Tyler was there; otherwise I would have been surprised when the presenter from CNN Portugal arrived without a cockerel perched on her arm or an adorable hen nesting in her hair.
As you get older you get wiser about a few things in life and, for me, one of these has been, “Don’t take the 7am flight.” It looks fine when you are booking it but it actually involves getting up at 4am and by lunchtime you find yourself wondering whether it would be terribly rude if, instead of eating your salad, you temporarily used it as a pillow. Anyway, on Tuesday I broke my rule for a trip to Lisbon for the official launch of Portugal: The Monocle Handbook. The alarm blared.
Illustration: Mathieu De Muizon
Once in Lisbon, Tyler suggested that we meet up for a planning lunch with Carlota, our Portugal-born, London-based Monocle 24 producer, at Café de São Bento, a ridiculously charming old-school restaurant near the parliament. Because of my tiredness and a port tonic, I might have lost focus for a second but I distinctly heard Carlota say that the reporter from CNN Portugal would be at the party and wanted to know “whether live chickens would be OK”.
Now I know that Portugal has its unique traditions but I found myself wondering how the reporter even transported her clutch of feathery friends around the city. Tyler, surprisingly, was all for it. “Sounds great,” he told Carlota. The conversation drifted on but I felt someone needed to inject some common sense here, even if this was a culturally sensitive issue. “Sorry,” I said, “but, really, CNN wants live chickens?” Carlota, whose English is more cut-glass than anyone’s, gave me the sort of look that made me think that I might get parked in a care home by the end of the day. “I said that they want live check-ins,” she explained patiently. I returned to my bacalao strudel and let them proceed with the media schedule.
Despite the lack of chickens or, indeed, any birds, the event was wonderful. We held it at LAB – A Padaria Portuguesa, a café-cum-bakery on Avenida da República (I wasn’t joking last week when I promised a cheeky pastel de nata if you rocked up). It was packed and we managed to sell and sign every book and win over some new subscribers too. And the people: architects, designers, writers, entrepreneurs, developers, furniture-makers. There’s something so incredibly entrepreneurial about Portuguese people and by the end of the night I had lots of stories to follow up on. One person even showed me a slightly surprising screenshot of an image that they had seen on a dating website; they had kept it on their phone for more than a year, they said, hoping that our paths would cross. The photograph was of an underpanted gentleman who seemed reluctant to show his face but was willing to grip in his hand a copy of Monocle. I scanned the room – was he here? With only a rear view to work with, it was hard to tell. Perhaps he’d be up for a cross-promotion.
And Lisbon. The skies were grey but not threatening – more a pleasing shade of Farrow & Ball paint. The temperature was balmy and the city looked ready for Christmas. On street corners, wisps of smoke eddied up from the mobile chestnut-roasting stands and sales assistants were carefully gift-wrapping stocking-fillers. And I got to stay at the Four Seasons Ritz (though seeing as I compounded my flight-booking error with a 7am return, “staying” turned out to be more of a passing duvet surf). The city, however, was a jolt of joy.
On a different story. Well, wow, some people are still super-focused on the work-from-home topic. My personal view? Determine what’s best for your company and do that. Simple. For Monocle? Over the next few weeks we will send a multitude of complicated projects out of the door that require hundreds of decisions made at some speed and across teams. That requires being aware of shifting workloads, stepping in to help in real time, using hopefully some grace and humour to get things done. So for us, being together is vital. Plus, I get to work with amazing people and enjoy the spirit of Midori House. Then there’s the mentoring issue and, yes, we want to be a meaningful part of our neighbourhood. But it happened again this week: someone who likes to work from home, whose company does not need close contact, getting a little serious about the issue, as though there should be one model that suits every business. It’s almost political for some folks.
Enough of that. Shall we return to diary planning? On Saturday 3 and Sunday 4 December we have our Christmas Market in Zürich and the following weekend (10 and 11 December) at Midori House in London with reindeer, Santa Claus, Monochan, tombola and Monocle 24 live (sadly only check-ins, no chickens). So come to see us. It will be fun.