Good morning from Bangkok, where half of Singapore and Hong Kong seem to have descended for a weekend of hot bites, mall walks and super-extended massage sessions. I’m decompressing from five days spent in Shenzhen. If you haven’t been to the snaking metropolis of some 17 million people tucked around the corner from Hong Kong, it’s a lot to process. How did they do it in just 30 years? Who are all these coffee and bubble tea-drinking youngsters streaming up into these office towers? And who is the clever person in charge of the city’s landscaping programme? Perhaps the biggest surprises about Shenzhen are the amount of greenery and mature trees (a few cues from Singapore perhaps), the funny hum of rubber on road and purring BYD e-vehicles. We’ll come back to Shenzhen at another point I’m sure but, in the meantime, let’s crank up the spotlights and wander over to the winners’ circle. It’s time to announce the top prizes from our quiz that took place two Sundays ago, where I posed a series of questions to clever readers who wrote in with sassy responses. A few highlights below:
1. If you’re a regular reader of this newsletter then you will have caught our story just over two weeks ago about the French and their love of the office. JLL released a report that the French and Swiss lead the way in working from the office but didn’t really explain more as to why. Superior workplaces? Easier commutes? Better lunch options? Explain.
It’s logistically easier to carry on an affair when one goes “to the office” most days. M Bozic.
The French (and maybe some Swiss) have so much personal style. It is difficult to enjoy that on Zoom. They want to dress to go to an office and gain CV capital by presenting the total package. E Schultz.
2. Have you ever flown domestically in Japan? Did you marvel at how quickly ANA and JAL can board a high-density domestic 777 from Tokyo Haneda to Fukuoka? It’s an exquisitely choreographed exercise in social capital and everyone being alert. Can the Japanese teach the rest of the world anything? Or will we forever spend too long shuffling along a stuffy boarding ramp?
Boarding a plane in Japan is like witnessing a ballet in the sky. The secret ingredient? Courtesy with a pinch of efficiency. Could they teach the world? Absolutely. Will the world listen? Doubtful. We’re too busy wrestling for overhead bin space. K Simatovic.
We are doomed. The Japanese have a long cultural standing of respect for rules and for their fellow man. There is little hope for the rest of us. JR Gutierrez.
3. Have you noticed this one? Many booksellers still love wearing masks and working behind plexiglass. Why?
I worked as a bookseller in the late 1980s, travelling around western Europe, visiting English-speaking communities such as UN agencies, international schools and US and UK military bases. Having sold adult and children’s literature, I can say that we are a gentle type and live in our books rather than the real world. B McMichael.
4. One more on this theme. It was weird the first time round but why are there still people driving around alone in their vehicles wearing masks?
Lots of bad decisions to get facial tattoos during the coronavirus pandemic. What better way to hide them while looking civic-minded? J Reynar.
5.What’s better for the environment? Reading off a screen or a printed page from a responsibly managed forest? Supporting evidence is required for this one.
One 6x9 in printed page of read material = 54 sq in of reusable paper = 0.375 sq ft of gift wrapping that I can use for the forthcoming Christmas season. This equals $0.15 saved by the going rate of US Christmas wrapping at $0.40 per sq ft. So if I read 10 pages on paper instead of on a screen, I would have better eyesight, $1.50 in savings and a proud hug from my mom after having received her holiday pajamas wrapped in a sustainable way. T Sheppard.
6. As the northern hemisphere moves into cosy season, there’ll soon be a shift to more candlelight – real and LED. Like the question above, what’s better for the future of our fragile planet but also for our soul?
LED lovers can enjoy their birthday cake with LEDs. P Edelin.
7. You’re in a tiny, woody alpine restaurant. It’s packed and it’s hovering at about 39C indoors. Like you, many fellow guests are visibly uncomfortable with this heat. The management, in wispy layers, seems oblivious to the temperature. Nearby there is a couple in quintuple-ply cashmere and down vests who seem fine with the sauna-style set-up. Their combined weight might be 80 kilogrammes. They look like trouble but you can tell that they’re regulars. People all around are starting to fade. There might soon be a need for medical intervention if a cross breeze is not created. What to do? Ask the management? Or take matters into your own hands?
Ask management to offer them a free upgrade to the brand-new, “event-dining” package. Place them in a quiet corner in the kitchen. They will certainly appreciate that it is an even hotter place. At the same time, guests will take matters into their own hands and open the windows for everyone else. R Becker.
8. Your head of HR has told you that one of your staffers in your sales team identifies as a Persian cat and would like a carpeted pole to rub against next to their desk. Who do you fire first?
First, be kind and place a saucer of strong-scented cat food on the employee’s desk. Next, ensure that their pay and benefits are suitable for cats. Head of Human Resources too. P Edelin.
9. Have you noticed that many new shower installations deliver a very unsatisfying washing experience? The pressure is poor and that refreshing gush is missing. I’m convinced that this lack of a fresh start has made for the West waking up grumpier. Is this water saving worth it?
Never mind heat pumps. The populist revolution will come about because of water regulations. M Bozic.
10. Athens and Lisbon both lay claim to being Europe’s sunniest capitals. Okay, Valletta too. Which is the better city and why?
Lisbon has the roar of Atlantic waves nearby, the fresh bite of the sea, the spicy heat of its overseas territories in its food and it invigorates the soul. P Edelin.
And the winners? Congratulations to Mr Edelin, Mr Bozic and Mr Becker. Treats will be heading your way via DHL shortly. Thank you to all for participating. We’ll do this again over the Christmas break.