Bye! This morning, a little against the odds, we are driving south. Leaving London and heading back to Mallorca for a triumvirate of key dates (well, in my book anyway): my birthday, Christmas and New Year. And it’s just the three of us: me, the other half (hogging the driving as usual) and Macy the fox terrier. Diligent readers of this column may remember that back in the summer, during the August version of this trip, we realised that something was up with the dog. She would suddenly stand frozen, unable to take a single step. Within an hour of seeing an emergency vet we had the tough news: there was cancer in both her shoulder and spleen.
Back in England we were given two options: end-of-life care (perhaps another eight weeks together) or a tough operation: removal of her spleen (the easy bit) and part of her shoulder. Then there would be intravenous chemotherapy every three weeks. We went for the surgical route but, when she came home from several days in the dog hospital, I was unsure that we had made the right decision. Shorn for the op, her pink flesh was stapled together with metal pins; she looked scared and defeated. It was days before she could stand, weeks before she could walk more than a few steps – made all the trickier by a front-right leg now a tad shorter than her left one.
But her ingenuity and adaptability have proved incredible, plus she lacks any ability to feel irritated by what’s befallen her. Macy can now run down the stairs (even if it’s in the style of a rabbit) and leap onto the sofa – only occasionally misjudging the effort required. Amusingly, the truncated leg often hovers just off the ground when standing and makes her look like a DJ mixing a record, the Calvin Harris of canines. I now shout out requests for some long-forgotten classic-house track when I catch her doing this but she just gives me that superstar DJ stare – apparently, she does not take requests (not even a cheeky remix of “I Will Survive”).
Another change is how she now likes to recline on her good shoulder while in her dog bed, a pose reminiscent of Velázquez’s The Rokeby Venus. It’s a look that’s also a bit Mae West come-hither-honey and I am fine with that – there’s nothing wrong with finding your inner seductress at any age.
We have been warned by the surgeon that, despite all the chemo, despite the op, the cancer will no doubt return one day. But that’s to worry about another time because today Macy West is spending the day enjoying the drive, revelling in the extra weight that she’s gained in recent weeks and dreaming of many months of scratching away with that floating DJ paw. But I have told her that no matter how va-va-voom stripper she may feel, there will be no burlesque pasties under the Christmas tree.