THE FASTER LANE / TYLER BRÛLÉ
Spend and snap
I think I know how you’re feeling. You’re generally testy after a topsy-turvy summer, you have no idea what the autumn is going to look like, you’re in need of a wardrobe update (you can’t stay in shorts till Christmas) and you’re craving a city that’s perkier than where you’re currently sitting. You want somewhere with some snap, a place that’s a bit flirty and fizzy, that understands hospitality and has some grand hotels open. And guess what? I’ve got just the place, dear reader. You need to get to Vienna. And no, this is not meant to be a tease if you’re reading this in the UK – I didn’t set the quarantine rules! You can read more from me on this today in The Sunday Times.
My week started in another grand European capital – Paris. I arrived at Gare de Lyon the morning after parts of the city had been trashed by PSG fans following their defeat by the Bavarians. While many residents were still away on holiday, Paris was definitely waking up from its summer slumber with offices filling up, autumn collections in shop windows and plenty of lunchtime diners spilling out onto the pavement. Nevertheless, it felt a little off. And I don’t mean the kind of “off” that hangs over most major cities at the moment. There was a different quality to this funk. What was it?
It took the ride to the hotel and then a visit to a few neighbourhoods to pinpoint what was nagging me. Paris was covered in a fine layer of dust and grime. It felt parched and a little worn out. Wilted. There was no sparkle. It was in need of some kind of emergency beauty intervention. As I headed back to the hotel (La Réserve is one of the few grand properties open) my colleague Andrew and his Kärcher high-pressure water cannon came to mind. Perhaps he could re-route his flight to Greece and offer his services to Mayor Hidalgo? Perhaps he could lead a small battalion of fellow Kärcher-lovers and give Paris a big old hose down? And maybe while blasting facades along rue de Rivoli he could also take out some reckless idiots on electric scooters.
My week ended in Vienna. How different it felt from Paris. I landed from Zürich bright and early at 08.30 Thursday morning and was happy to sit in traffic on the way to breakfast at Café Prückel. People had places to go, there seemed to be a sense of purpose and industry. And unlike Paris, the grand hotels in Vienna were open – revolving doors spinning, bellboys hopping, guests coming and going. At Prückel regulars were easing back into city life and catching up with friends and colleagues. Visitors from Switzerland, Italy and Germany were also dotted around the terrace, thrilled to be ignored by the waiters. Shortly after I wandered about Neubau district and was delighted to see trees being planted, paving slabs arranged and the area being gently transformed. Inside Mühlbauer (one of the best milliners in Europe) locals and visitors from elsewhere in Austria were trying on bright caps and woolly Tiroler hats from the winter line-up. Not far away the Saint Charles Apothecary shops were packed with customers loading up items to look fresh and twinkly for their autumn return to the office.
A new acquaintance took me to Pfarrwirt for a tasty schnitzel lunch and we enjoyed the fine weather under soaring trees accompanied by a few glasses of locally grown Gemischter Satz. We talked politics, the performance of Chancellor Kurz, the erosion of confident media and plans for retail expansion. I was adoring this fine day in the Austrian capital. Back in the city centre, the apéro scene started a bit earlier than usual and pavements were packed with handsome men and tanned women enjoying their spritzes and foamy Zipfers. I stopped to peer in a window of a tiny shop specialising in chic turbans. “Only in Vienna does this still exist,” I whispered to myself. Next door I paused for a perfectly chilled glass of Sekt at Zum Schwarzen Kameel while they filled up a box with open sandwiches to take back to Zürich. Did I really have to leave? Could I have made an excuse to linger and enjoy dinner with my friend Christoph and DJ Wolfram? In the end I opted to fly back home but three days later I’m still buzzing. Vienna felt awake, sharp, original and quirkily normal. Go.