THE FASTER LANE / TYLER BRÛLÉ
It’s Saturday morning on Dufourstrasse in Zürich’s District 8. If you’re a regular reader of this column then you’ll know that Dufourstrasse is Monocle’s home base. And if you’re a regular from the ’hood (or slightly beyond) then you’ll also know that it’s a buzzy, busy place full of all kinds of people going about their weekend routines. At one end of the pavement are Lycra-clad men clattering around on their cycling shoes while enjoying post-circuit espressos. Next door a family are having their croissants and flat whites and the father is trying to get through the front page of the NZZ newspaper. A bit further along, people are in the queue for takeaway coffees, while just inside the door at Trunk some customers from St Moritz are admiring the goods while their dogs are snuffling around on the sisal hoping that some of those croissant crumbs have blown in.
Spool back a year and it wasn’t quite like this. Sure, it was busy but it’s amazing what a virus combined with recommendations about being in the open-air and some extra tables can do for business. Recently the city of Zürich announced that it would allow restaurant and café owners to keep their extended outdoor-seating arrangements for another year. And after much back and forth it has also agreed that heating concepts are allowed as long as they’re sustainable, don’t produce smoke and are quiet. For the past week this has had everyone who works in the catering business scratching their heads as the city couldn’t point to the existence of such heaters. For a moment there was talk of some magical device that burned eco-pellets and ticked all the environmental boxes but after much searching it was clear that no such machine is on the market.
As the days are now shorter and the temperature is dropping, there’s a very urgent need to find a solution that can keep people toasty in the outdoors rather than huddled inside poorly ventilated spaces. Whereas some countries are fine with electric and gas outdoor heaters, they’re generally a no-go in Switzerland – though there are some blurred lines. As recently as August I was thinking that there would be some easing on gatherings but, with the brakes being aggressively pumped in Bern, I’m now on the hunt for something that will keep our café customers happy in Zürich and London. The current set-up for keeping guests cosy involves loden pads slid under their bums, and woollen blankets. These work fine for now and maybe for part of November but we’re going to need a better solution fully implemented in about two to three weeks.
Any thoughts, dear reader? I’m thinking that a poncho might be the best solution or some kind of cape. Yes, there are those who are worried that they might get infected by a few metres of boiled wool but I don’t think those customers will be venturing out for a coffee anyway, so they’re not my main concern. I’ve contacted our Tokyo bureau to look into some kind of down-filled, demi-sleeping-bag solution but have had no reports back from the factories in Hokkaido. On Friday I spoke to the company that makes sauna tents for the Finnish armed forces and we might be on to something but there’s the question of keeping a tent erect on a pavement. I’m being serious! I spent a lot of time on this topic with the company’s vice-president. As you can tell, things are getting desperate when it comes to keeping a business open while trying to also adhere to federal and cantonal hygiene guidelines. And no – lockdowns, curfews and shuttering businesses are not options, particularly in societies where social capital and trust in government run high.