On Tuesday lunchtime I headed over to the South Korean embassy in Kensington for a vin d’honneur (who doesn’t love a vin d’honneur on a Tuesday afternoon? OK, I had to look up what it entailed). The reception was to mark the fact that the country’s new ambassador, Gunn Kim, had just presented his credentials to the Queen – albeit via video link. I’ve met the ambassador a couple of times and he’s a skilled diplomat: incredibly engaging, full of fascinating perspectives and generous about his new host city. After our last lunch, he even sent me and my colleagues a gift each: the collagen facemasks that he swears by (he’s a keen champion of his nation’s cosmetics industry).
The invitation had said “lounge suits” but the ambassador was in a heightened version of national dress (nobody was going to upstage him that day). This included a very tall hat with a very wide brim, held in place with a thick chinstrap; there were beads draping down from the hat too. Layers of tunics and traditional white-toed shoes completed the outfit. But what was great was how he so effortlessly and unselfconsciously worked the room as though to say that this actually was his version of a lounge suit.
As a child I would look at pictures of national dress from around the world and, as an English person, feel a little left out. Canadians clearly went about their daily business draped in seal pelts and with snowshoes strapped to their brogues no matter what the season, while no Frenchman seemed to ever leave his house before squeezing into a Breton top, affixing a beret at a jaunty angle and accessorising the whole look with a garland of onions. And I was definitely annoyed at my parents’ lack of Spanish heritage if it gave you a free pass to go to school every day dressed as a matador and clack your castanets with your mates in the lunchbreak.
Back then, if the English ever got a look in, we were depicted in dull grey suits for the fellas and some flouncy-skirt number for the women. And now after almost two years of lockdown, the rise of global brands and the triumph of athleisure, I presume that most of those national costumes have been switched out for something from Nike. Bring back the grey suit and trilby please.
So good on the ambassador for standing up and representing his nation with such impeccable and memorable elan. On the walk back to the office, I got to wondering how often he would be using his ensemble. Might he be up for lending it once in a while? Well, no harm in asking, I guess.
Illustration: Mathieu De Muizon
Also this week, I met two people who are feeling their way around a business idea that essentially makes them the middlemen between architects and novice clients (I am going to write a story about them so will not get over-descriptive here) and they were great. I could see where they added value for busy architects: how they would give someone on the commissioning side of the equation both an easier life and a clearer understanding of what would be required from their role.
The middleman (or woman), the agent, the go-between, even the retailer who stands between customer and manufacturer, has, in recent times, been cast as an unnecessary expense. But I rather like these people. They save time, for starters. Take the headhunter (although I imagine that term is banned these days). Lots of people, including me, have resorted to Linkedin as a way of reaching a vast pool of potential candidates in a few clicks. But it’s always proved an utter waste of time when it comes to hiring journalists. (If you are a regular reader of this column and wondering what happened to the zookeeper who wanted to be our foreign editor, I hear he’s now thriving at Facebook.) Meanwhile, our creative director Richard wisely engages a specialist recruiter to sift through CVs, read the market and generally help him to secure the staff that he needs. Over on our side of the office, just this week, we had an application to be our fashion reporter from someone who could not spell the word “journalist” and another who mistakenly attached some weird template they had used to help them fill out the application.
And I know that we should be more tender with people but if you think you are applying for a job at Monacle or The Monacle, let alone Manacle, I will not be seeing you any day soon. Although, that could be a potential business extension: “Manacle, the aspirational magazine for incarcerated white-collar criminals.” Although I imagine that the travel pages would be of little use to our new readers.