The Faster Lane / Tyler Brûlé
Continental breakfast
This week I’ve felt like a proper North American. I’ve never really thought of myself in these terms but much crisscrossing of US, Canadian and Mexican borders made me feel like I was a part of a more grand, if slightly underexploited, project. Here are a few observations from the road, runways and luggage belts of Toronto, Chicago, Des Moines and Mexico City.
Toronto, Monday evening. Where to take mom and friends Lisa and Philip for dinner on a drizzly, freezing spring evening? Should we do something easy, such as drinks and light bites in the rooftop bar at the Park Hyatt? Or should we be a bit more adventurous? As I’m trying to figure out the logistics, Philip sends me a text to suggest that I take a peek at the recently opened Ace Hotel. For a moment I pause and try to imagine the Monday evening crowd and whether they’re going to hit the right note for our little gathering. Perhaps I should do a quick reconnaissance mission? An hour later, I pull up at the hotel and walk into the sprawling lobby – and I’m immediately impressed. It feels a bit more mature than other Ace hotels (even Kyoto) and I’m so intrigued that I enquire whether it’s possible to get a little tour of the rooms. A couple of minutes later the hotel’s head of communications pulls up at the front desk and the tour begins. While we’ve featured the Kyoto hotel in the pages of Monocle (see Issue 135) and the group in general on Monocle Radio, my expectations are mid-range. I’m expecting decently appointed rooms that will get all the basics right and will be on the small side. On one of the upper floors we enter a corner “suite” and I’m positively impressed: wood block floors, plywood cabinetry, a smart little kitchen, a deep Japanese-style soaking tub and mix of vintage modernist furniture and commissioned pieces. The next room is even better, with its clever layout and views to the west of the city. Back downstairs the service in the lobby lounge is excellent and I’m so pleasantly surprised by the whole experience that I suggest that mom, Lisa and Philip go off on a tour. My former hometown has been suffering from a lack of decent hotel stock for too long. Finally it has a well-designed property to play host for a night or a month.
Chicago, Wednesday morning. I touch down super early at Chicago O’Hare and I’m happy to see that my connecting gate is only two desks along the rather faded concourse. There’s little in the way of exciting coffee offers so I join the queue at Starbucks, order a flat white (it seems they’ve done away with small cups in the US so I settled for one that’s far too big for the purpose) and find my position in the holding pen of passengers waiting for their morning desserts. I don’t go to the ’Bucks that often but when picking someone up at Zürich Airport or buying mags at Tsutaya in Roppongi Hills, I’ll happily use the company’s services and I’m usually surrounded by customers drinking Americans or cappuccinos. It’s rather different at 07.30 in the US, where most of the beverages being poured, swirled and sprinkled are the height of a wheelie suitcase and are a much closer relative to a sundae than something that might have been picked in the hills of Colombia. I find the whole scene fascinating as almost all of the customers are decked out in some kind of “athleisure” ensemble and I’m left wondering whether everyone is flying to a nearby Midwest state for a spinning class and where those large beverages will fit in a narrow-body 737.
Seat 1D, American Airlines Chicago to Des Moines, still Wednesday. It’s a very good thing that you can’t smoke aboard commercial flights any longer as everyone on this plane would have been burnt to a crisp if someone had lit up and the flame had made contact with all the alcohol that was being splashed around by the lady next to me. I thought that the neurotic extreme sanitiser had been left behind in Q4 2021 but seemingly not. So efficient was my fellow passenger with her wipes and overall routine (full seat, windows, seatbelt, armrest, bulkhead wall, armrest again) that I was quite sure she was going to give me a good scrub down as well. Just when I thought she was finished, she yanked open the armrest, pulled out the tray and gave that a once-over as well. When she was done, she pulled down her mask and then tucked into her bag of Starbucks treats and, in an instant, all her hard work somehow crumbled as she started to lick her XXL creamy beverage.
Immigration hall, Mexico City Airport, Thursday afternoon. I am so, so happy to be a North American and never have I cherished my Canadian passport more as I’m guided by the airport staff to bypass the massive queue and head straight to the e-gates reserved for Mexicans, Americans and Canadians. Olé!
Polanco, Mexico City, Friday afternoon. It has been more than a decade since I’ve been to Mexico City. I’m walking around the leafy streets of Polanco and I’m having trouble taking it all in – the cafés, the shops, the chic men and women, the busy dog walkers and the general buzz of the place. I grab drinks at the very elegant Casa Polanco, dine at Pujol and the city is just the tonic I’ve been looking for. There’ll be much more from Mexico over the coming weeks and months. Mucho!
And finally, the moment you’ve been waiting for. The 2023 edition of our Quality of Life Conference will be pitching up in Munich from 31 August to 2 September and hosted at the world HQ of Allianz, our partners for this year’s summit. As ever, we’ll be tackling themes that focus on improving urban living and heightening quality of life for all. Start packing those dirndls and Lederhosen; we’ll see you in Munich. Tickets can be secured here and all questions can be directed to Hannah Grundy at hg@monocle.com.