Opinion / Andrew Mueller
Holding fire
Last week in Stockholm, a lone protester stood outside Stockholm’s Central Mosque, burbled through a bullhorn, visited several indignities upon a copy of the Qur’an and then burned it. This is no way to behave. It is graceless, boorish and childish, the fairly self-evident behaviour of an attention-seeking jackass. An attention-seeking jackass, however, who understood his audience. With wretched inevitability, an assortment of governments of mostly Muslim countries decided to pay attention to him, including that of Iran, which has this week harrumphed its intention to delay the dispatch of its new ambassador to Sweden. Iran, therefore, joins a queue at the complaints counter of Sweden’s foreign ministry that already included Iraq, Morocco, Kuwait, the UAE and Turkey – the last of which has grimly hinted that it might use the incident as yet further reason to delay Sweden’s accession to Nato.
But Iran and the other countries could have chosen not to react. The mounting of a high horse is not an involuntary reflex: we all get to decide how we respond to any attempt to annoy or, indeed, infuriate us. Iran and Turkey always enjoy projecting themselves – not without reason – as the custodians of magnificent civilisations; they should be able to rise above the puerile provocations of a random clown who fancies being on the news.
We have been here before. In January, a different attention-seeking jackass burned Qur’ans in Stockholm and Copenhagen. And we will be here again for as long as people heed the inane caperings of grandstanding buffoons and governments opportunistically feign theatrical outrage in the service of political leverage.
In Tehran, meanwhile, protesters have been photographed burning a Swedish flag (pictured) – as always at such moments, it would be riveting to know where they got it. As of this writing, Sweden has expressed no indication that it cares in the slightest.
Andrew Mueller is a contributing editor of Monocle. For more opinion, analysis and insight, subscribe to our magazine today.