Opinion / Andrew Mueller
In wheel danger
E-scooters were always an answer to a question that presumably nobody had asked: “What would be an efficient way of making life for pedestrians miserable at best, dangerous at worst?” They have been a blight upon every city on which they have descended. In use, they are a nuisance and a menace. When stationary, they’re ugly and obstructive litter.
By declaring a stop to this nonsense, Paris has set what will hopefully be a resonant example. City authorities have confirmed that they intend to abide by a yay or nay referendum on rented scooters held earlier this year, in which 90 per cent of an admittedly small turnout voted for their abolition. Operators Lime, Dott and Tier have until this Friday to get their 15,000 pestilential contraptions, known locally as trottinettes, off the boulevards. It has to be hoped that this is only a start – regrettably, it remains legal to ride privately owned e-scooters in Paris while Lime, Dott and Tier plan to deploy their machines to pester other French cities instead.
In the past few years I have seen – and despaired of – several formerly great cities for strollers and saunterers turn into something akin to roller-derby rinks. Footpaths are aswarm with these swift, silent and therefore dangerous conveyances, which are invariably piloted with abandon by the cohort of hooligans that seem drawn to them.
Not least in London, which has the worst of both worlds: legal e-scooter rentals and police who are disinterested in making any serious effort to enforce the law that theoretically forbids privately owned e-scooters from public thoroughfares. According to UK government figures in 2022, e-scooters killed one pedestrian, seriously injured 60 and slightly injured 173 more. If my own experience is anything to go by, the unreported numbers of smaller collisions, angry confrontations and sudden evasive actions to avoid becoming another of these casualties are exponentially greater. It all adds up to a huge, unnecessary and – as Paris has hopefully begun to demonstrate – readily vanquished plague.
Andrew Mueller is a contributing editor at Monocle and presenter of ‘The Foreign Desk’ on Monocle Radio. For more opinion, analysis and insight, subscribe to Monocle today.