The Faster Lane / Tyler Brûlé
Open to question
If it’s a Sunday morning, just past mid-October, then it must be time for a Monocle Weekend Edition Sunday quiz. If you’ve played along before, you’ll know that there are no right or wrong answers, just witty ones. Here are the rules, deadline and prizes. A small panel of judges will review the entries, which must be submitted to tb@monocle.com by 10.00 Zürich time on Monday morning. This allows for our readers in Honolulu and places elsewhere in the mid-Pacific to play along. There will be three winners who will be ranked accordingly and contacted by mid-week to join us on the next edition of Monocle on Sunday. Who doesn’t like a radio phone-in? On the prize front, we will dispatch a fine selection of Monocle print and a special little Swiss treat from our exclusive stash here in Zürich. Pens at the ready? Here we go.
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If you’re a regular reader of this newsletter then you will have caught our story just over two weeks ago about the French and their love of the office. JLL released a report that the French and Swiss lead the way in working from the office but didn’t really explain more as to why. Superior workplaces? Easier commutes? Better lunch options? Explain.
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Have you ever flown domestically in Japan? Did you marvel at how quickly ANA and JAL can board a high-density domestic 777 from Tokyo Haneda to Fukuoka? It’s an exquisitely choreographed exercise in social capital and everyone being alert. Can the Japanese teach the rest of the world anything? Or will we forever spend too long shuffling along a stuffy boarding ramp?
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Have you noticed this one? Many booksellers still love wearing masks and working behind plexiglass. Why?
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One more on this theme. It was weird the first time round but why are there still people driving around alone in their vehicles wearing masks?
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What’s better for the environment? Reading off a screen or a printed page from a responsibly managed forest? Supporting evidence is required for this one.
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As the northern hemisphere moves into cosy season, there’ll soon be a shift to more candlelight – real and LED. Like the question above, what’s better for the future of our fragile planet but also for our soul?
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You’re in a tiny, woody alpine restaurant. It’s packed and it’s hovering at about 39C indoors. Like you, many fellow guests are visibly uncomfortable with this heat. The management, in wispy layers, seems oblivious to the temperature. Nearby there is a couple in quintuple-ply cashmere and down vests who seem fine with the sauna-style set-up. Their combined weight might be 80 kilogrammes. They look like trouble but you can tell that they’re regulars. People all around are starting to fade. There might soon be a need for medical intervention if a cross breeze is not created. What to do? Ask the management? Or take matters into your own hands?
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Your head of HR has told you that one of your staffers in your sales team identifies as a Persian cat and would like a carpeted pole to rub against next to their desk. Who do you fire first?
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Have you noticed that many new shower installations deliver a very unsatisfying washing experience? The pressure is poor and that refreshing gush is missing. I’m convinced that this lack of a fresh start has made for the West waking up grumpier. Is this water saving worth it?
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Athens and Lisbon both lay claim to being Europe’s sunniest capitals. Okay, Valletta too. Which is the better city and why?