The Faster Lane / Tyler Brûlé
Writing wrongs
It has been one of those weeks that has raised a great many questions. From our Patrons dinner on Monday evening and a board meeting on Tuesday to a jaunt back and forth across the Atlantic to Toronto, I’m concluding the week with many thoughts swirling around my head. As it has been a while since we’ve had a little quiz in the Weekend Edition, I’m going to throw 10 questions your way. We’re going to award a prize to the best answer to each question, two weeks from today. The rules go like this:
- Submit the question with your answer to tb@monocle.com
- You need not answer all 10 questions but we might spring for a bonus prize if you do
- Tell us where you’re from (city and country)
- Let us know whether we can print your name and city if we choose you as a winner
- Answers no later than 10.00 CEST (Zürich time) on Wednesday, 17 April 2024
And what are the prizes you ask? There will be a mix of goodies: our new France guidebook, totes, pouches and more. Good luck and remember, wit and ingenuity score extra points.
1
Our local newspaper recently announced that the hardware shop near Monocle’s HQ in Zürich will soon close down because the rents have been jacked up. This is not a unique case. Local hardware shops are disappearing all over the world and we’re increasingly forced to buy basics such as brooms and crap lightbulbs in out-of-town box shops, which often demand a car. How do we stop this neighbourhood and household-destroying trend? Can Unesco help?
2
Graduation season is upon us in the northern hemisphere and celebrations are getting under way. I have very little trouble finding a lawyer to review contracts but it’s near impossible to find someone who can hang photos and paintings that are level, well-spaced and secure. Why are we not putting greater emphasis on training people to fulfil simple, daily needs with accuracy and dignity?
3
I’m on my flight from Toronto to Zürich. Uniforms on this particular carrier seem to be an option for the crew. It’s a creative free-for-all. When did the employer lose their nerve to stand-up for their brand? Can this be corrected?
4
I’m still on the same flight and half the crew is wearing masks and surgical gloves. Do the staff know something that I don’t? Are they performing surgery and doing root canals at door 3? Is Covid still lurking large on some 777s?
5
A man is stabbed and killed in broad daylight on a train in London. Someone else is assaulted and killed in Toronto. The police have issued a description and are looking for witnesses. The suspect was male, wearing sneakers and had a medium-built frame. Really? Is that the best that you can do? Surely they might have had red hair and freckles? Obese? Were they perhaps young? Did they speak with an accent? Were they white, Asian or a Pacific Islander? Here’s the question: How can we curb violent crime when we’re too scared to describe suspects?
6
Why do some people look hot in eyewear?
7
I keep meeting Americans who say that they’re going to leave the US no matter who wins the election in November. I sort of understand that but their country is huge and you can get on with your life quite happily if you move to other states, hang out with like-minded people – or jolly Brazilians – and expose yourself to international media. Last time around, many in the US said that they were going to move to Vancouver but I don’t think that quite worked out. So where will Americans go come January 2025?
8
Last week I read a story about the owner of a tobacco business who is in his nineties, employs thousands of people, doesn’t own a smartphone, still uses a typewriter and has chosen to ensure that his companies are not digitally dependent. His portrait suggested that he’s having a grand old time. Dinosaur or genius? Why?
9
In many Toronto shops, you’re now welcomed by clouds of weed smoke when you pop in to buy a book or magazine but you still have to be penned into a patio if you want to have a glass of wine outdoors. Many corners of Australia also demand that you stay in a well-defined box to consume your rosé. What do these countries think will happen if you remove the barriers around enjoying a beverage in the sun?
10
The evening menu is presented on my long-haul flight. There are a few classic dishes that are described in a rather dull manner when compared with the “topinambur purée drizzled with garlic-infused Greek extra virgin olive oil and sprinkled with onion crisps”. Why would you serve such a dish in an enclosed space? And why would the crew allow for a meal option that would make for a deadly cabin three hours later?