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For once the call of the gym beats the tender caress of the duvet. I step out of the house and into the mews and there, waiting for me, is a fox. A fine fellow too. We both stare at each other for a while, just feet apart. His coat is glossy and resplendent. As I break away and head on to the gym, he starts trotting along behind me. For a moment I have visions of him accompanying me all the way to my workout – now that would be a head-turner of a gym buddy. Then, at the end of the mews, he pauses, has second thoughts and turns back. Probably off for a lovely breakfast, lucky fellow.
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After a series of intravenous chemotherapy treatments, the dog oncologist (a person who treats dogs as opposed to a hound with medical expertise) says that we must move our fox terrier, Macy, on to a maintenance dose delivered in pill form. There’s a small risk that it might induce cystitis, so we will need to regularly test her pee. To do this, we will have to capture some of her, well, you get the picture. “I suggest you take a ladle on your morning walk and, when she starts, simply get it in position,” says the vet – apparently with a straight face – to my partner, David. It all sounds highly unlikely. Macy’s a nervous enough character as it is without cumbersome cooking utensils being manoeuvred under her, mid-flow. So to ensure it’s viable, David has a trial run and after his experiment I am the recipient of a triumphant call. “The ladle’s a no-go but you can do it with a dessert spoon,” he tells me. I am not sure what the neighbours made of the spectacle but for once I find the offer of a pudding that night rather easy to decline. This is going to be good for my waistline – perhaps the fox and I can forgo our morning rendezvous.
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Dinner with friends this past Friday nearly ends before it starts. The maître d’ offers to show us to our table. He walks us past cute banquettes filled with merry souls, beyond some rather nice candle-lit spots filled with happily chattering folk and then delivers us to a sort of sunken den that’s silent and almost totally concealed from the rest of the restaurant. A small protest – mostly from me – and a table is secured in the dining room proper. Restaurants are about the crowd, the theatre of the room, and not about finding yourself in a padded cell. The host insists that some diners prefer to eat in isolation, some even request this spot. Surely these people just need a takeaway app?
4
Tyler messages that he’s just seen the film September 5 and that I need to see it. Since I’m in full Oscar-nominee-catch-up mode, I add it to the list (it’s up for best screenplay). Director Tim Fehlbaum’s movie is set during the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich when terrorists took 11 Israeli athletes hostage. The real focus, however, is on the ABC sports crew who find themselves covering, live, a terrorist attack (some 900 million people will eventually tune in). There are numerous strands to the film but one of the key elements is the decisions people make under intense pressure. The ABC team struggles with the competing demands of a hungry audience, ratings, their journalistic need to tell the story – and their conscience. It’s also a story about crisis management: a film without heroes, just fallible people forced to make split-second decisions.
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Tomorrow I am heading to Dubai for the World Governments Summit as Monocle Radio has a big presence. We also have a pop-up café, which will be offering fine coffee and magazines. The event attracts thousands of delegates and speakers from Elon Musk to Tony Blair, plus a vast cast of PMs, presidents and global CEOs. If you are attending, come and say hello. There’s also a chance to find both myself and Mr Brûlé on stage moderating some great panels.