OPENER / ANDREW TUCK
Barks and recreation
Many revolutions started in a bar I was talking to Mirik Milan for The Urbanist. We first met several years ago when he came to speak on a panel at our inaugural Quality of Life Conference in Lisbon. He’s a clever, passionate man who at the time was the night mayor of Amsterdam, responsible for promoting and protecting the city’s night-time economy. He’s also the owner of some great loud shirts, which always make a panel session more memorable.
Today he runs VibeLab with Lutz Leichsenring; it’s a consultancy that gets cities to think of clubs as cultural assets, bars as useful employers, music festivals as potent branding – and the whole after-dark world as key for drawing creative people to your city. Except now he’s trying to get those cities, business leaders and operators to think about a recovery plan. As you can guess, it’s tough (OK, I can’t resist the obvious quip: he’s literally gone from night mayor to nightmare).
But – and this is the bit that we have to keep reminding ourselves – while lots of people cannot stop talking about their baking, or new pickling habit, or sating their rediscovered jigsaw craving, there are lots of others who would rather be focusing on wild oats, wild nights and some vigorous dancefloor manoeuvres. Not everyone is settled down; not everyone is delighted to find themselves re-enacting scenes from the life of a 1950s housewife.
But there’s something else that’s lost here. Sometimes it’s across the arc of a funny, tipsy night on the town that friendships are made unbreakable, that passions are revealed, that crazy ideas take shape and big plans are gleefully concocted. Or, as Milan puts it, remember that, “Many revolutions started in a bar.” We can wait, but we need this world back. Until then, well, an online flower-arranging course looks appealing.
Bare-faced cheek Do you mind if we return to the park? Last week there was the tale of dogs having to do social distancing. Now this. In a bid to keep people from touching things, all public conveniences have been closed. The taps where you could wash your hands or quench your dog’s thirst: turned off. And so, this week, the leashed terrier and I have caught sight of more than one poor person squatting low in the grass, eyes swivelling this way and that with lizard-like alacrity. And I assure you, they are not on military training. The first time I thought that some poor old dear had stumbled, or lost an earring, and I was just heading in her direction to offer my assistance when a plaintive “No, no, no” boomed out in my direction. And all this in a Royal Park. In the immediate future, we need cities to provide more, not fewer, places to clean our hands, fill our water bottles and find relief.
Things you miss
It would be nice to have a restaurant reservation. To cheer me up, I asked my partner if he would pretend to be a maître d’ and show me to our kitchen table. Clearly he was unhappy with the role and told me firmly that there was no booking in my name but that they might have a spot on Monday at 22.00. Or I was welcome to queue outside in case a place at the kitchen counter became available.
Hand-delivered history
I saw that there’s a book about a house near where I live – An Address in Bloomsbury by Alec Forshaw. Built in the 1680s, it’s the oldest dwelling in the neighbourhood. The author lives in it. I went online to a well-known site, put it in my basket, paid. A few hours later I was outside my house when along came Mr Forshaw to hand-deliver my copy. And, what’s more, every page has a fact that I am determined to remember – from when sash windows took off in London to how the man who gave his name to Yale University also lived just round the corner. Trouble is that he mentions so many intriguing details about his house that I keep finding myself standing outside it staring up at his windows. Luckily the police have not been called, so hopefully I will be here next week. If not, take care.