THE FASTER LANE / TYLER BRÛLÉ
Shell shock
It’s been a week full of handsome mags, plenty of trains and a run-in with some nasty clams. Let’s rewind, shall we?
Sunday. It’s Mom’s last day of her summer break in Switzerland and we all trot down to the little park at the end of our street for our ritual morning dip. We’re on a bit of a schedule as her flight’s in a little over three hours, I have a radio show to record and there’s also a cocktail to get to in Milan. I make my way to the ladder to do a shallow dive (no high dives as it takes a while for the lake floor to slope downwards), swim out to the buoy and come back. En route to the orange ball my right toes feel a bit funny. Must have strained them springing forward perhaps. I climb out of the water, dry off and notice an expanding pool of blood around my right foot. I dip my foot to clean it but the blood doesn’t stop. I rinse off on the swimming platform, put my shoes on and walk home. Shoes off and it’s still bleeding. Hmmmph? I take a peek underfoot and notice the underside of my toes have been neatly sliced open. But how? A small operation centre is set up and the foot is disinfected, then bandaged up. What happened? Why are they throbbing? I do our radio show and then take Mom to the airport. Since the sun has finally come out and it’s a stunning day, she’s not looking forward to Toronto but off she goes like a trooper.
Back at home, I put my foot up and am bothered by this violation. I decide to put my feet first and opt not to go to Milan but to launch an aquatic investigation. As the sun dips I head back to the lake to see who or what has turned my toes into tartare. I walk down the ladder slowly. Nothing sharp. I pad around the bottom of the lake – plenty of jagged stones but nothing I would have touched. I swim out to the buoy and back to the ladder. As I go up the ladder I run my hand along the submerged middle rungs. Aha! Hundreds of tiny clams and they’re sharper than a Victorinox knife. “You bunch of little buggers,” I murmur. Case solved. I wonder if there’s such a thing as a freshwater spaghetti vongole.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Andrew has already told you everything you need to know about Milan (see his Saturday column here) but he did leave out one essential bit – the launch of a lovely new magazine. On Monday evening at Bar Basso our good friend and the editorial director of Zeit Magazin Christoph Amend unveiled his newest baby, Wochenmarkt. It’s a spin-off of the column that appears in the main magazine supplement of the newspaper and is a super tasty addition to German-speaking newsstands. For the moment it’s twice yearly but it’s definitely got quarterly potential. Wunderbar, team Zeit Mag!
Wednesday evening. For some reason I’m not looking forward to waking up at 04.30 Thursday morning to catch the AF from Milan to Paris. Funny that. Instead, I opt for the train back to Zürich with my colleague Nic ahead of an early start on the TGV the following morning. This is one of those journeys where an empty dining car, a few beers, some Swiss white and good conversation make the hours evaporate. The only thing missing was some moodier lighting. We both commented that rail operator SBB should find an evening setting.
Perhaps more people will get back onto public transport but not in the short term, and as Paris returns to the office, it feels more like Bangkok – sticky air included Thursday. Design Week continues in Paris and the TGV is packed – except for the little set of four seats at the very end of the carriage, lower deck. It’s like my own private lounge: spacious and perfect for catching up on weekend reading. I’m productive the whole way to Paris and then step off the train and into the heavy, hammam-like surrounds of the Gare de Lyon and beyond. It’s Paris at its end-of-summer stickiest. This hasn’t deterred people from running around to openings and launches, and crowding the pavement. Like Milan, Paris felt on its best, if slightly too moist, form. I was hoping to have time for a little wardrobe refresh but it wasn’t to be. I did manage a quick spin around the stationery and book departments at Le Bon Marché and I’m hoping you can answer this question: the French have such a wonderful tradition of graphic novels, why don’t we boast the same en anglais?
Friday. Here’s an easy question: has Paris mayor Anne Hidalgo improved traffic flow in the city? And no, I’m not only talking cars. It’s a proper mess. Perhaps more people will get back onto public transport but not in the short term, and as Paris returns to the office, it feels more like Bangkok – sticky air included. In short, I miss my train and have to head back via Strasbourg and a clackety countryside “express”. There’s a positive to this though. The tired old carriages are golden and glowing with the warmest, sexiest lighting.
Saturday. Summer is still here so it’s back in the lake; there are French graphic novels to decode and maybe that vongole for dinner. In this case, revenge is a dish best served picante.