We have a garage that barely has space for a bike, let alone a car. Last Saturday, I was rummaging in there for some suddenly needed papers when a large tube of bathroom sealant fell from a shelf and bashed me on my bonce. It was breaking point. That afternoon I registered on a website called Freegle that allows you to donate stuff to anyone in your neighbourhood who is interested – and they then come to collect the freebies. I started with the easy stuff – things that don’t belong to me. The lots offered up to the digital gods included various neglected gadgets, an inherited side table, some metal under-desk storage and a pair of running shoes that the other half had never even worn (a little too Day-Glo for comfort – planes flying overhead could easily mistake him for Heathrow’s landing lights).
An hour later, I checked to see whether there had been any bites; there were dozens. Appointments were made and the next day the doorbell rang every few minutes and I would get to meet another nice person eager to help with my decluttering mission. I chatted to the woman who had come to collect the storage – arriving with a foldable trolley and determined to get it home on the bus – and the young man after the table.
Handing over the shoes was slightly more complicated. The man got the address muddled and went to a nearby road with a similar name. We were messaging and I told him to stay put; I would come and find him. I ran to meet him in my Birkenstocks. It only took seconds to spot him. He was tall, lean, neat, perhaps Iraqi? Iranian? I gave him the shoes and he said, oddly passionately, that he was very grateful, that this was a wonderful thing. “Great,” I said. As I nipped home, I quickly felt as though I had misjudged a moment. Back at my desk, I logged on to the website and there was a message from him saying that I was “a very kind man”. I dropped him a note – I was sorry, “We should have spoken”, I said. He messaged back to say that he had not been in the UK long and had, so far, not been able to find work; things were difficult, so the shoes meant a lot. And he told me not to worry about being in a hurry – “I can tell you are a very busy man.” I really wasn’t.
Illustration: Mathieu De Muizon
Why am I telling you this? Partly because it doesn’t make sense: I was simply clearing out a pair of shoes and I’d done someone a favour – but I ended the day feeling a bit sad about the encounter; that I had somehow failed him. I had the sense that the offer of a coffee and a few words of conversation might have been more valuable than the shoes. But it’s added some zeal to the garage clearout – the forgotten, the unused, the dust-gatherers have better places to be than here. This is no longer about decluttering my life but realising that it’s not great to hold on to things that other people need.
Starting conversations is often tricky. On Monday I was invited to a “Midsummer Reception” at the Swedish ambassador’s residence in Portland Place. It’s a mansion – glistening chandeliers, ceilings painted duck-egg blue, royal portraits, sofas covered in Svenskt Tenn fabrics. I arrived on my bicycle and outside the residence was a long line of chauffeured Mercs and BMWs with diplomatic plates.
Inside I chatted briefly with the ambassador, Mikaela Kumlin Granit, and then headed into the reception; it was a chattering cloud of dark suits. I knew nobody but it would be tricky to sneak out – and, anyway, the canapés looked delicious. I scanned the faces looking for a way in. I saw a man dressed in a grey suit – but a deconstructed fashion number – talking to a woman who was laughing. I strode over. “Hello, I don’t know anyone here and you two look like the most fun people,” I said, as I proffered a hand. One of my new friends worked at the embassy, the other – Mr Funky Suit – at the Finnish Institute. They were a hoot. Soon a well-known TV presenter asked whether he could join our circle, then Nolan, our executive editor, pitched up with his partner, Hyo. We accepted the offer of schnapps. It was such a fun night and I am not saying that we outstayed our welcome but we only decided to leave when the ambassador reappeared in her nightgown. The TV presenter and I are having lunch in the coming week and Jaakko Nousiainen, who turns out to be the director of the Finnish Institute, has invited me to the opening next week of The Finnish Sauna, which has been designed for the London Festival of Architecture.
Look what magic happens when someone lets you join the conversation. Sometimes the result of not making people feel comfortable to talk has few consequences but other times, well, we miss a trick, miss the chance to do good.