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First things first: what are you doing on the weekend starting Friday 28 April? Nothing? Great. Why don’t you uncork that bottle marked “Spirit of Adventure” and come join the Monocle crew in North Carolina? We will be hosting The Monocle Weekender in the city of Asheville. I am excited as I have never been there and I hear good things.
The Weekenders are moments when a small group of Monocle readers and listeners come together over delicious food and wine, engage in big conversations, hear some inspiring talks and find renewed focus. I’ll be there, perhaps rocking my Southern gent outfit, which I picked up at Sid Mashburn’s menswear shop when we were in Dallas for The Chiefs event last year. And so too will Mr Brûlé; Josh, our editor; Sophie, editor of Konfekt; Hannah, our head conference organiser; and Christopher Lord, our US editor.
We have also arranged for a series of studio and winery visits and even a walk in the woods. Now this is the bit that I am a little cautious about. On a recent visit to Asheville, Chris Lord (known fondly in our office as Lordy or even, on occasion, the Lord) went for a woodland jog and, as he sprinted around a bend in the path, came upon a “teenage bear” (I have quizzed him on the “teenage” part but he has given little evidence to back up this assertion – was the bear wearing a baseball cap? Filming a Tiktok video?). Ignoring advice that he had been given by the hotel to walk away slowly and backwards if he encountered a bear, Lordy simply turned turtle and bolted to his inn. So that could be a fun walk. At least Chris had his clothes on. Someone did suggest that our delegates might like to go on a naked hike – apparently a thing in these parts – but that has not made it onto the schedule. And while I like seeing our readers, I don’t need to see that much of them.
To get your ticket, head to monocle.com/events or email Hannah at hg@monocle.com. She has all the answers.
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Last Friday I went to see the lawyer in Palma to start the process of becoming a resident – if Spain will have me. Hopefully it will also mean an end to counting the days on my Schengen Area app and give me access to fresh vegetables all year round (supermarkets in the UK are now rationing the likes of tomatoes but this definitely has nothing to do with Brexit). The other half is all smug because he does not have to do any of this paperwork; post-Brexit he obtained an Irish passport and now sails through European immigration checks in seconds while I stand in line, wishing that my mother had been Italian or Greek.
Just before the pandemic hit, we committed to buying an apartment in Palma de Mallorca. When we couldn’t even go to see it, this seemed like the daftest decision I had ever been party to. But over the past 18 months the island has put a spell on me and the small apartment has slowly become a home, decorated for the most part with furniture and art from the island.
And while people warned us that we would end up only using it in the summer, it has proved to be a constant in the diary every month. We went last weekend and saw friends (Mallorquin, Spanish, Brazilian), gained access to amazing architecture, sat in the warming winter sun, hiked (no dangly bits hanging out) through the forests of the Tramuntana mountains and drove along country roads fringed by pink-blossomed almond trees. Being in Mallorca changes us: we’re more social, ever exploring. Even the mundane act of going to buy food is now a thrill.
I like all of the books that we produce but, because of this link, our latest, The Monocle Handbook: Spain, feels extra special. It’s a beautiful, celebratory book about a nation that I want to know better and it’s full of stories about amazing hoteliers, chefs and cultural leaders. To mark its publication, we will be hosting events for subscribers in London, Zürich and the US (Palma might have to be inserted) in the coming weeks where you can pick up your copy. The ticket price will include the book, a glass of something nice and Spanish, and some tapas too. Or you can just go to monocle.com/shop and get the handbook right now.
But we warned: it will entice you to think differently about the country and wonder whether you could put down roots there. If you are not careful, the next thing you know, you might find that you have an appointment with a Spanish lawyer.