The Faster Lane / Tyler Brûlé
Wheels in motion
1
It’s Saturday morning and Lisbon is a bit drizzly and muggy in that sultry subtropical way. The first flights of the day are roaring overhead and, as I try to catch them climbing through the low-passing clouds, I like to think of them heading to Porto Alegre, Luanda, Maputo and São Tomé. Despite the somewhat unbearable tourist boom and hen parties on tuk-tuks, Lisbon still feels like a bit of an outpost – gazing to the south and west, embracing the Atlantic and trying its best to ignore Spain and do its own thing. We have a couple of projects on the go here and while I feel that I know the city reasonably well, I know that my Lisbon is rather limited so I’m off for a bit of proper exploration and research. I’ll let you know what I come up with.
2
London, Paris, Zürich and Lisbon – those were the stops from the week that was. From Thursday it’s Bangkok, Hong Kong, Seoul, Tokyo, Madrid and Seville. Summer may not be over just yet and while I’m still hoping for a week of sun in the Med, the diary is rapidly filling up with exciting destinations, new to both me and my trusty travel agent. “Yes Jill, Shenzhen. Yes, really!” And, “No, no, you heard correctly Jill, Riyadh. Correct, KSA.” If you spend your time clattering away, booking your own flights and hotels, and are frustrated when flights are cancelled or delayed only to find yourself starting all over again, get yourself a Jill. It’s hard to beat the reassuring voice of someone who knows your travel preferences, has already rerouted you before you even knew that the connection would be missed and has proper relationships with airlines.
3
Do you know those signs at New York intersections that warn drivers “don’t block the box” in order to prevent gridlock? Smart airport and train station operators should do the same and hand out hefty fines to all the dopey groups, families and spaced-out individuals who think that it’s okay to repack their luggage at the bottom of the escalator, drink from their 5-litre sippy cups at the entrance to B gates or sit on the floor in the middle of a busy concourse. Are people becoming more unaware of the world around them in general? Less connected to the comings and goings around them? I’m convinced that the common-sense gene has all but disappeared from most of the population in the developed world.
4
As you might know, I’m very excited about the debut of Toyota’s all-new Land Cruiser and have already spent many an hour plotting out my summer 2024 roadtrip. The wheels have yet to be ordered but now Toyota has presented me with a fresh challenge. The brand has unveiled the latest addition to its Century line-up: a hefty SUV with a new construction and powertrain. The catch? It is only available on the Japanese market and is actively retailed as a chauffeur vehicle, which means adding an extra €75,000 to the already steep price tag.
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Who decided that hotel rooms no longer need phones? And if they do have phones, they rarely work or feature a menu to ring your mom or colleague on the next floor. Do I want to order my breakfast off a tablet? Do you? And what happens if something goes wrong? Like the tub overflows or a pigeon flies into my suite and gets caught in the sheets? Am I supposed to find the bird icon on the backlit screen and then find the drop-down menu that shows a pigeon tangled in drapes? Good hotels have functioning bedside phones. Really good hotels have chirpy staff members at the other end who pick up within two rings.