Yesterday our editor in chief, Andrew Tuck, concluded his column by saying, “That’s a wrap.” For the purposes of his stretch of screen for The Monocle Weekend Edition, that was, in fact, true. But, dear reader, Andrew only relayed the action of Monocle’s The Chiefs conference as it unfolded onstage and not the interesting bits that happened when the lights went down. Everyone made their way to cocktails and onto dinner, and then the after party and the after-after party. Allow me to pick up where he left off, with the help of a few atmospheric photos courtesy of my colleague, Linard.
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This first picture represents genius at work. Andrew has to file his column by mid-Friday afternoon London time in order to hit inboxes at 07.00 Waiheke-Island time, so he clearly factored in a number of things while offstage at The Chiefs conference on Thursday. First, he knew that 80 per cent of our delegates were up for a party and things could run late. Second, the wifi on his return flight to London probably wouldn’t be working, so he couldn’t rely on filing from somewhere over Armenia. And third, he knew that he had an audience in the form of our design editor, Nic Monisse, sneaking a peek over his shoulder. He thought that he would show young Nic how seasoned pros manage their workload while gearing up for the night ahead.
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Does The Monocle Quality of Life Conference have competition from its upstart sibling The Chiefs? It certainly seems so. During the breaks and over drinks, delegates like to talk about how they feel that the day is going. The comments that I heard the most were “The Chiefs is so much cosier than Quality of Life” and “I like that it’s more one on one and all the speakers want to stick around”. A little competition in the family is always a good thing – and we aim to announce the host city for 2024 in the coming weeks.
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During cocktails I chatted to some Dutch delegates, who remarked how refreshing it was to be treated to a full day of discussion that didn’t touch on sustainability goals, culture wars or artificial intelligence. “Did you plan it that way?” asked the woman. “Was it deliberate?” I said that our starting point was simply to have the best, most inspiring leaders in their field on stage and it was clear that these were topics that they felt didn’t need more air time.
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On a related note, several people commented about the amount of powerful female leaders on stage. “It wasn’t until halfway through the afternoon that I realised you, at no point, made a big deal about having an amazing line-up of Asian women,” said the well-turned-out delegate from Manila. “They were on your stage based on merit; because they were top of their game regionally and globally. I liked that.” We agreed that there was a need for less box-ticking and more general excellence, before making our way to dinner.
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Side note. There’s a need for the global candle-making industry to start lobbying for more open flames in bars and restaurants. When I inspected the dining room, I told the man in charge that the LED candles were a no-go. Trusty Hannah had a standby sack of tea lights to change the ambience but they said that open flames were not allowed. I’m not sure who made those rules up but I have a hunch that they might be connected to the international LED table-light cartel in the PRC.
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When it comes to Westernised nicknames, the Thais are out on top. While I like the retro, slightly quaint monikers you still get in Hong Kong (Elmo, Fanny, Alvin, Frosty…), the award for best name (and dancer!) at The Chiefs this year goes to the brilliantly named Miracle from Bangkok. More on him in a moment.
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Monocle delegates had the option to sensibly ascend to their rooms, pull on their jammies, tuck in, get up early and head to Art Basel for a Good Friday spin-around. They could also shuttle into Central and meet in the privée that we’d booked at The Diplomat. The tiny room was perfect for cocktails, conversation and mingling. While it took some time for the dancefloor to get going, we made sure to close it down at 02.00.
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“Is Hong Kong back?” It’s a question that locals and once-regulars constantly ask. At 02.15, on a street packed with Art Basel visitors, rugby fans and others drawn to the city, it definitely felt like the HK that I used to play in circa the 1990s and early 2000s. At that moment, the question was “Where next?” Thankfully, Mark Cho of The Armoury fame took matters in hand and suggested that we go back to his set-up at the Pedder Building. Thanks to a sound system by Kef, as well as an arsenal of cigars and fine beverages, the dancefloor resumed and Miracle delighted the group of 20 or so hardcore delegates and Monocle staffers to a back catalogue of the best moves from Kylie, J Lo, Madonna, Beyoncé and assorted K-pop groups.
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STP. Monocle’s most senior editors know when an evening has turned STP – straight to plane. For Konfekt’s Sophie Grove and Nic Monisse, a 04.30 pull-up at the hotel combined with a 08.00 flight back to London meant there would be no pillow time. It’s more than 36 hours later and I still haven’t heard from them. I’m quite sure that they’re fine.
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Beware of revisiting the scene of the crime. On Friday afternoon, following a boys’ lunch at Da Domenico, I thought that it would be polite to thank our host, so I asked the driver to swing by The Armoury at the Pedder Building. Before I knew it, the host had me in a navy-kimono, silk safari jacket and was measuring me up for other essentials. They’ll definitely be making an appearance at Monocle’s next global gathering.