1
An end-of-day train packed with commuters, standing-room only. I had a more enjoyable reason, however, for being onboard the Windsor and Eton train than getting home. It was the official opening night for Accolade, a play written in the 1950s by Emlyn Williams about a to-be-knighted author with a penchant for brothels and sex parties that threatens to unravel his world. It’s at the Theatre Royal Windsor in a production directed by Sean Mathias. Better still, the other half is in it.
Windsor is dominated by the rising walls of the castle and the theatre sits on Thames Street, a road that wraps its arm around one side of the royal residence. And while Eton is just across the water, don’t get too carried away with painting pictures of genteel Britain in your mind – this arc of retail is dominated by burger chains and pizza joints. I was hoping that at least one of the kebab shops would have a royal warrant but it seems that the king has little hankering for a shawarma wrap.
The Edwardian theatre, however, has a nice façade, and is all red velvet and charming details inside. And, on a Wednesday evening, the hum of people having a swift G&T before a night of entertainment showed that it has a good following too. Anyway, this isn’t a column about improving British high streets or even a theatre review.
I have seen David in many plays over the years and have envied the ease at how a company of actors can come together, how they can develop a level of trust and connection that might take years to engender in some businesses, no matter how many team-building exercises on a windswept moor you drag them on. When rehearsals began in London, David knew none of these actors. Now, as I observed him at the first-night party, it was all beaming, genuine bonhomie (the show went very well, by the way, and is filled with talent).
And there’s something else: seeing people do the thing that they are good at. Being an actor can be a slow path to wealth and security but it brings people alive in a way that’s compelling to observe. In life it’s easy to drift away from your passions, to compromise, to let go, but seeing the other half so happy was a good reminder to be true to what you enjoy.
2
While I admire how a company of actors gels, I don’t want the rest of the world to follow suit with cheapened versions of fast-paced bonding. At conferences and summits there has been a worrying uptick in the number of speakers who start their talks with an activity that they imagine will stir you from a post-lunch slump, make you connect with the person sitting next to you, or just leave you all feeling as one.
In recent months I have been encouraged to hold hands with my neighbours, stand up to join in a merry song, close my eyes and think about a better future (not being here?). Is everyone reading the same how-to-make-a-speech book? Here’s my advice. If you want delegates to meet each other, throw a good cocktail party. If you want them to stay awake, crack open a window or, better still, give a good talk. You can see why I wasn’t cut out to be the actor in the family.
3
Accolade will be going on tour and David is booking up to stay in actors’ digs in Bath and Cambridge. I hope that there’s no repeat of what happened some years ago. David had reserved a room in an elderly lady’s house and while the first week went OK, she became confused about which days he would be in residence on week two. On the Sunday, he arrived at the house after midnight and let himself into the lodgings but when he opened his bedroom door and turned on the light, he was taken aback to see his landlady fast asleep in his bed. He shook her gently and she stirred. “I’m so sorry, I thought you were away tonight and this mattress is so much more comfortable than mine,” she said by way of explanation, while also retrieving a glass from the bedside table with her dentures in. And with that she was gone – and David eased himself into a body-warmed bed.
Me? I think it’s very important that one of us takes care of the very comfortable apartment in Palma over the coming weeks.