OPENER / ANDREW TUCK
On the scene
By now everyone over 50 in the UK has been offered a vaccine but so too have quite a few people in their forties – even though, officially, they were supposedly going to be made to wait until supply chains were flowing more smoothly again. This week I have spoken to two friends in this latter category who, while delighted to be vaccinated, have clearly been troubled that people might think they have already hit the half-century mark. “I was so surprised to be called, I really didn’t think they would offer it to people in my age group,” said one. I had mine weeks ago. I was not called early.
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We started watching the Israeli TV series Alice and, after about 10 minutes of listening to people speaking Hebrew, I asked he who is in charge of the remote whether he thought there might be subtitles. Menus were re-selected but this time it clicked into dubbed English. It was definitely better in Hebrew without subtitles. We did get there eventually. Then, last night, we watched the Sophia Loren film The Life Ahead and somehow it also launched into dubbed English. While that may be my language, you understand a film and its characters far better if you have to read the subtitles but can hear the real actors. Listening to anything dubbed into English is like ordering beans on toast in an Italian restaurant; it might seem simpler but it’s just not right. As a teenager, subtitles also seemed oddly glamorous. After a French movie at the local arts centre, you would leave determined to take up smoking Gitanes, only drive a Citroën (once you had a licence, mind) or at least persuade your parents to serve you croissants for breakfast.
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The Life Ahead is filmed in Puglia in the city of Bari. It’s portrayed as a place of drug deals and prostitution, yet even with no desire to be employed in either trade (a bit late in the day for such a dramatic career switch), it makes you want to visit. The heat. The sounds. And I hope Sophia Loren.
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Lee Issac Chung’s multiple-Oscar-nominated movie Minari has been my other film high of recent days but oddly I have no desire to move to Arkansas, become a vegetable farmer or live in a house on wheels. It is, however, moving (the film and potentially the house) and beautiful. I hope it cleans up.
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Sophia Loren is 86 and a woman happy to reveal every crease and blemish that age has given her. A screen idol whose age and beauty continue to be intertwined.
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On 12 April restaurants in England can reopen after months of being shuttered. Over the past year some of these companies have pivoted to home delivery with a dexterity that is impressive. Many have somehow created either ready-to-devour meals or dishes that you assemble at home that are true to their brand values, while never pretending to be the same offer that you would get while seated in their establishment (the London restaurant Luca has made me very happy, so too has Honey and Smoke and the chefs who operate the Cook and Thief service). They have found packaging solutions and ways of talking to their customers that win you over, keep you loyal and reveal their inventiveness. They should be hired as consultants by some of the big corporates who have allowed every touch point with their brands to evaporate, who warn you on every call that “due to coronavirus you are about to be messed around and abused” – or at least that’s what their holding messages might as well say.
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We were talking in the office about Minari and The Life Ahead with Monocle 24’s Fernando Augusto Pacheco (Brazilian, penchant for a tropical shirt, the first in shorts at work every year, great on Latam politics). He told me that he applied to be on the TV quiz Mastermind and had three potential specialist topics: the cinema box office, the life and times of Madonna, and Eurovision. I realised that I have no specialist subject.
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Let’s end on a nice note: Laura Pausini singing “Io sí” (written by Diane Warren) in Italian from The Life Ahead. It’s nominated for an Oscar, Best Original Song. Haven’t got a clue what she’s on about but, I promise, it makes perfect sense.