OPENER / Andrew Tuck
Sight seeing
- A few days in Palma de Mallorca, staying at the new apartment. For the double-jabbed, travel is getting easier and this time I don’t need a coronavirus test to enter Spain, just to complete a simple locator form. The UK wants two tests: one to get back in and another two days after getting home. But we are learning to deal with these demands, do all the paperwork and keep moving. And although the Balearic Islands have gone from the UK’s green to amber status this week, it makes no difference to the double-jabbed, who can still travel there without having to quarantine. Why bother though?
The plane leaves London with rain cascading down the fuselage and then, just a couple of hours later, we are in the hire car driving under unblemished blue skies into Palma, past the imposing cathedral, past the marina, past the grand old waterfront houses and up towards the tennis club and our miniature pad. And, like the car, you effortlessly shift gear as you head down those streets. Even your eyes work better; you look around, taking in every sight. Even after being here so many times, you feel a little excited.
I thought I had come to know the city reasonably well over the years but perhaps some of the excitement also comes from realising that it’s even more special than I had imagined. I have breakfast at Cafè Riutort with my friend Roberto, the potter, and afterwards we snake through the old stone-paved streets to his new shop, where he sells his vases and his business partner in this venture sells orchids. The shop is painted dark blue – and is called Blu. It is a little gem. The manager is busy misting the orchids; Roberto fixes the display. The shop sits on a stepped alley called Costa de Can Muntaner and in the neighbouring buildings are a design shop, a seller of vintage furniture and a dressmaker. So much to discover. Then we curl up towards the food market Mercat de l’Olivar, where the stalls, little cafés and shops are already doing a brisk trade. He then shows me a giant ancient tree, a new farmers’ market, a hidden bar, a secret garden and his favourite place for ice-cream. I hope that I would be as generous with my time and address book, in making a city’s life that bit easier to navigate for a newbie.
And I also hope that these, and many more, will become places that I will know and use too. I have never lived anywhere except the UK and being able to have the beginning of some roots here in Palma is a privilege and one that I value more than I had expected. Over the past 18 months we have come to understand the value of home, the need to be able to stay still and wait for better times – but to then be somewhere else is even more delicious when it finally happens.
- A spectacles company has sent me a link to its app. I need it because there’s a scanning option that lets you create a sort of 3D map of your face, which in turn gives them the precise measurements of, say, the bridge of your nose. You stare into your phone’s camera, twist your head right and left and, in seconds, up pops a very detailed picture of your visage. At first when I looked at the completed scan I thought I had mistakenly jumped to a picture of the Elephant Man or perhaps one of those images used by archaeologists to reconstruct what some wizened mummified body might have looked like when alive.
I decided to do the scan again; no way were they having this on their records. This time my face resembled a geographical surveyor’s map of the ocean floor – I apparently have creases deeper than the freaking Mariana Trench. I was only surprised not to spot the odd shipwreck embedded in my crumpled forehead. “I am not sending them this,” I huffily told the other half, who, annoyingly, didn’t seem that surprised by the picture. “Do you think I actually look like this? Like that cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants?” His response was far from convincing but he agreed that we could do it again and that he would art direct. But then he glanced at my phone and said, “Too late, it seems you have already sent it.”
So now there’s an eyewear engineer somewhere in the world trying to make a pair of glasses that would look good on a sponge. Let’s see how this one ends.